Little About this Profile:

This profile is made for the ever lasting memories of the five hypers, once when they were together in the bright city of Saudi Arabia. From the time helping each other, till the time fighting like kids, at the same place, studying, playing, and doing all the possible mischievousness all together. Refreshing the old memories with this little piece online. Where ever we are today, no matter how far, but whenever we'll be on this page, smiles will arose on our faces. No matter if minds are changed, no matter distance we gained, our friendship never dies, its still in our hearts. I don't know about their past, but since I joined them, it was something really cool. Don't stop reading till the end of this page, I assure you... you will not just smile... you'll laugh...

--DiLBaR "Jelly"

 

Little About Us:

We are five buddies, who hail from Pakistan but are living in Saudi Arab, Riyadh.
We have stuck together in ups and downs, and are willing to never let go ...
with our motto being, You Hit Me, We Hit You we're a big hit ... We're kinda like the Mafioso ...
without any El Pacino or a guy who has breathing problems ...

This is us ... a nameless group of bandits who wonder if the smoke coming out of a locomotive does harm
to the ozone layer when we should be trying to rob it ...

Our parents gave us some really nice names, but we decided to invent ones by ourselves ... check them out
in between this page... and if you have trouble thinking who's who, look at the list of Real Names somewhere below.

This is the main page, and the only problem you can have here, is that you can go color blind. No, seriously.
As color blind as a bull.

Also, check out all our cool stunt videos. the FEATS section in this page... where you can read about our craziest works, and
even download some VERY cool videos. Starring us, of course...

Here is a rundown on the pages you can visit:

* Keep reading this page until it ends...starting biographies...
* The FEATS, where you can read about the crazy stuff that has happened to us...
* or download videos...

More to come real soon. Keep Visiting.

Note : Every material on this website, just happens randomly everyday. We are lucky enough to capture
some of them on video. The rest, I've tried my best to put them down on paper as well as I could. Therefore
this site is always UNDER CONSTRUCTION. New stuff might just happen, and updates could take a week
or maybe just a day... keep visiting us for the latest...

--Danish989 "DanTe"

BIOGRAPHIES

 

JELLY
Real Name : Faisal Asif
Name : Jelly (known as DiLBaR on net)
Age : Find Out Yourself
Star sign : Sagittarius
Drives : Bright White 2001' Toyota Corolla - With Sony Xplod stereo system & the unique internal LEDs, this is how we move ... the ultimate ride ...
Status : Committed
Email Address : faisalasif43@hotmail.com or faisal_army@yahoo.com
Homepage : http://www.fdilbar.com
Hails From : Lahore, Pakistan.
 

The first question that might come to your minds is, why the name JELLY?!?

   Did I not say we are strange people?

Since Faisal name is, just that, Faisal, we thought why not name him Jelly? Since there's this Gangsta' called Jelly ... Faisal Jelly, to be exact ... and this one, our own Faisal Asif, being some other Faisal bearing the same name, got named as Jelly too ... confusing? Yes, we're that too ...

We call Faisal, Jelly, because it kinda 'suits' him ... and it's been a while now, him being called Jelly ... so what the hell. Faisal is JELLY ... end of discussion.

He is well known for his Car. For his, GANG FIGHTS. And, for his 'sources' ... don't ask me about the sources, please, just don't ...

He likes : Cruising, Chatting, Good Music, Speed, Movies, Girls, and a lot more ...

He runs a website over at geocities, and a clan called The NFclub ... who have their own style for EVERYTHING. What does NFclub mean?? No one's sure ... but everyone knows it exists. How? Graffiti on walls, and scrawled messages on windshields (using dust... original isn't it?)

He's patriotic, loyal, and gets angry real fast. And he owes these traits to his Star sign... also, he can stop trusting you at once ... but once you get to know him like I have, it's not hard coping and getting along ... just takes patience ...

Go over to the FEATS section and look at the video with the taxi in it ... the taxi with a missing part ... what happened to that taxi?? Who did that to the taxi?? It's none other than Faisal.

He is in most of our stories, and some of our videos. He is the camera man, with his Nokia 6170, ready at all times to shoot all the action that we can feed him with... he likes being the cameraman, and wouldn't mind giving advice on how to make the stunt work well...

The videos with me slamming my head into walls, and then trying to have revenge on Lala was my idea, but his camera angles made it perfect.

No more can be told about this guy. Because if you want to know more, you'll have to find out yourself ... he's more then a mystery ... he's an open book, but the pages are missing ... he's Faisal Asif ... and people call him JELLY.

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LALA
Real Name : Fahad Mumtaz
Name : Lala, Lalaka ...
Age : Find Out Yourself
Star Sign : Unknown
Status : Committed
Drives : Tan' 2002 Corolla
Hails From : Karachi, Pakistan.
 

Why the name Lala? Well, Lala, in Pashto, means Brother. And it suits this guy like hell. Lala... although he looks nothing like a teletubby (come to think of it, he kinda does look like one ...) the name LALA "suits" this guy... and we like calling him that ... so there.

He is well known for driving his corolla on sidewalks, speeding, making friends pay for his food, and being as mischievous as hell... but who isn't right?

He likes : Driving, Listening To Good Music, And Food ... oh, and hanging out with peeps ...

Lala, is ... well, it's really hard understanding him. He's spontaneous, and really cheerful. Also, will stand up for friends, and be ready to help out if he can... And if there's any heat in his pockets, he's ready to take friends out for a treat (which is kinda rare, but not impossible)

There's not much to tell about him, but if you look at the FEATS section, you can see a lot of him, and read/know a lot more about him. He's in all of our stories and in most of our videos...

He is crazy ... he doesn't give a F*** about authority ... he is Lala ...

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PANDA
Real Name : Omair Malik Shahid
Name : Panda, Jaanu/Wehshi Janwar
Date OB : Find Out Yourself.
Star sign : Unknown
Email Address : omair_pk82@hotmail.com
Hails From : Lahore, Pakistan.
 

Why the name Panda, you ask? Well, probably because Omair is shaped like one ... seriously ... but what's in a name? Call him Polar Bear, no difference... this animal of ours is also called "Janu Janwaar" sometimes ... don't ask why. We are, after all, the strangest of all strange people...

He is well known because of his ''connections'' and his size. Kids and Teens of all ages know him as Panda, and if there's any problem, make way towards him. Or, if the problem is caused by him, then in the opposite direction.

He is also well known by the teachers and our Principal. Why? Don't ask.

When there's any heat in his pocket, he likes spending it all. Mostly on friends. And he can be real funny at times ... Especially when he tries to dance.

And when we start brawling in class (how we pass time) he gets all hyper (Hyper Mode) and starts slamming people here and there... what do we do? One of us gives a treat, and we combine forces to deal with the very large threat. Sounds fun, don't it?

Know more about this real big guy at the FEATS section... he is The Biggest Panda to date ...

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Cheeni Shado
Real Name : Arsalan Abid Qureshi
Name : Cheeni Shado.
Age : Find Out Yourself.
Star sign : Cancer
Status : Committed
Email Address : m_arsalan14@hotmail.com
Hails From : Karachi, Pakistan.
 

Let me tell you the meaning of Cheeni Shado first ... there was this guy in our class, who wasn't exactly Arsalan's best friend. He hailed from Peshawar too, and being the Pashto person that he was, he called Arsalan a ''Chinese Monkey'' due to Arsalan's complexion ... and well, ahem, his ... uh, behavior ...

How do you say Chinese Monkey in Pashto?? ... Cheeni Shado, What Else??

Yup, and it suits him ... that's why, since then, he is, our own hyper-active dude ... Arsalan "Cheeni Shado".

He is known, mostly because of what he does. Strange stuff, mostly. And how he can mimic anyone he comes across. (keen observing sense)

He can act like our teachers, act like our friends, act like anyone he has a conversation with (even if it lasts for only about 5 minutes) AND, for doing stuff that we like to call "Funny" while others may use various harsh words.

His interests include Fixing things, Cell Phones, Technology, and Gadgetry. Collecting things to stuff in his Nokia 6600 which he loves more then life itself. And, as I said, he likes Fixing Things. If your ps2's disc tray won't open, or if you're car's overheating. Talk to Cheeni Shado. He can do wonders, and even make the thing work...

... A lot of our stories are around him ... he's the cameraman to the taxi wrecking video ... he's as strange as hell ... and he's a Cheeni Shado ...

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POPEYE
Real Name : Danish Arif
Name : Popeye, Danny Nash, or Dante'
Age : Find Out Yourself.
Star Sign : Gemini
Status : Committed
Email Address : the989kult@hotmail.com
Homepage : Dante's MSN Group, BlogDrive, BlogSpot
Hails From : Karachi, Pakistan.
 

Why the name Popeye?? This is one question concerning nicknames that I can't answer. There's no logic to it. But nevertheless, all the peeps like calling me that, so therefore I am ... Popeye ... and its not pronounced the way you think it is, there's this secret way of saying it too ... (shakes head in disbelief)

I'm known mostly because of my jokes, my videos (stunts, as I like to call them) and, for unknown reasons as well ...

 ... You can see me banging my head into doors, jumping around when the door comes swinging back, and making my head go like a tornado ...

I'm almost in all the videos, and almost all are my ideas. But if it weren't for the ideas squeezed in between by Jelly, Lala, Cheeni, or Panda, the videos would seem incomplete ...

The idea to create pages all about us was thought up by Jelly, but I put the pen to the paper.

    ... What my message here is, that I work well with a crowd, and we work well as a Group ...

... see me, and my crazy @$$ friends in the FEATS section ... and read about all the crazy @$$ Stuff we pull off, and live to talk about it ...

     ... and they call me Popeye .. go figure ...

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FEATS

Intro to Feats' Section

Every teenager does something stupid in their time ... and everyone is entitled to having fun ... so what if we cross limits and have too much of it? Saudi Arab, believe it or not, can also be called a Free Country ... to some extent ...

... be it painting Porsche's or throwing bags out of windows (yes, I know fellow teenagers who've done that) everything that a teen can think of can be connected to the term "Stupid", "Crazy" or "Insane" one way or the other ...

... so what If we are crazier, insane-er (no, not stupid) but SMARTER then all the others?

We've done some stuff that could make MTV's Jackass people blush ... yes, we are STRANGE, and we pull of crazy @ss Stunts ...

Here's most of the cool ones, for your reading pleasure ... just don't puke all over your keyboard ...

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High Speed, Bends, and Sidewalks

Before I continue, let me tell you about Sarmad, Ibrahim Musalmani, Asim... thats it, that's all I wanted to tell you about ...

Me, and Cheeni Shado (Arsalan, read about him by hitting Backspace and clicking on CHEENI SHADO) went over to Lala's (Fahad. follow same procedure) place ... it was the coolest time of the year ... literally ... freezing temperature ... awesome weather, the sky turning strange colors . No, not red, or green, it was kinda like gold ... oh, and blue too ... totally cool ... anyway, me and Arsalan got off the cab that had brought us here, and fate didn't tell us that the cab ride was the safest one we were going to have that day. The first thing we saw was Lala standing in front of his dad's (yeah, belonged to his dad at that time) Corolla.

A smile on his face forced one on ours ... Lala had managed to get hold of the car keys ... Sweet!

Or not really THAT sweet, since Lala's dad wasn't in Riyadh at that time (Pakistan, for business reasons) and so it wasn't really hard to actually pick up the car keys from the table ...

Let me continue, in a STORY Format ... from my view ...

The weather was Freezing, and So was I ... just how I like it ...

The taxi was comforting, and warm, and as we got off, the cold hit us by surprise.

The first thing that came to sight was Lala himself, in all his glory. His Corolla's engine running behind him.

"Whoa ... is his car running??" - Cheeni.
"Seems that way ... is this cool or what??!" - Popeye.

Arsalan started jogging towards Lala.

"Cheeni!! Popeye!! Wazzz happenin dawgs? " - Lala
"Lalakaaz ... just chiling homes ... what, you got the keys to da ride?? Suweeet" - Cheeni
"Totally!! Let's take dis baby for a ride ..." - Popeye.
"I was just waiting for ya guys ... get in ..." - Lala.

Arsalan sat in the front, with me, and Arsalan's older bro sitting in the back. Lala fitted in the driver's seat, like he was a lego piece sitting in his toy car ... everything was PERFECT ... too perfect ...

"Where's Sarmad?" - Arsalan's Bro, Tarzan ...

We called him Tarzan for unknown reasons ... he just fitted in the name, like a leotard ... he was Friends with Sarmad, but decided to go along with the rest of us ...

"We'll meet him in the way, he's already on the road" - Lala
"Sweeet! This is getting better and better ... " - Popeye.

-- Cars weren't as common as they are right now ... everyday we ride now ... back then, it was amazing ... Faisal "Jelly" didn't come to Riyadh yet, and so we were new to the whole "Car Ride and Explore Riyadh" thang --

Cheeni is like the Fix it guy in our group of crazy people ... he's always suggesting things to spray on wheel caps, or dashboards. This was no exception.

"Lala, ever heard of Son Of A Gun? Works like wonder for your tires ... and how bout I suggest a spray for your dashboard too?" - Arsalan ran a hand through the car's interior.
"Sure..." - Lala
I cut the conversation in between...
"Where we going, anyway?" - Me.
"Obeid Hospital ... that's where Sarmad is waiting for Asim and Ibrahim Musalmani" - Lala

This hospital was real near to my home ... and not really far from Lala's.

Before we go to The Hospital, Lala decided he wanted a little fun ... he started turning the steering left to right. Scaring the hell outta the passengers, who weren't sure if Lala really was the driver he was trying to be ...

"Don't worry guys!! This is what I do ... just, chill out, relax" - Lala

That's exactly what we did ... but fate has this way of making a Solar Eclipse occur just when you lay down to Sunbath ...

After a short ride roaming around here and there, Lala finally decided to take us to the spot where we were supposed to meet up with Sarmad.

We met up with Sarmad, Ibrahim, and Asim, and Nabeel (Tarzan) joined them in Sarmad's car ... and we, Lala, Arsalan and Me, got back into Fahad's car.

Sarmad went out of the driveway, and we followed him.

Sarmad and Fahad lived in the same building at that time, and if both somehow get hold of their car keys, the streets weren't safe anymore.

That was kinda like the same thing that went down that day. Sarmad's speedometer didn't go below 70, and therefore Lala didn't take his down
either ...

There came a point in our joyride, when Sarmad's car was in front of Lala's at a traffic signal. As soon as the light turned green, sarmad, being the daredevil, speed loving, guy that he is, let out a burnout. Tires squealed, and smoke filled up the air in front of us. At that point, I made the biggest mistake of the day...

"Damn... look at that smoke!! He is hella lot faster then we are, Lala ... can't this car go as fast as that?!?"

Of course, I was just pulling his leg ... joking around ... but I think I pulled the leg a little too hard, because it didn't come down properly on the brakes when it needed to a little later on ...

"Oh yeah?? Just hold on a sec ... " - Fahad.

Fahad didn't waste time in trying to make his tires squeal. Instead, he stepped on the gas, and the car started going as fast as sarmad's was ...

That day was totally strange ... at this point, where there was blood (or rather smoke) in Lala's eyes, lotta gasoline in both the cars, and speed in the speedometers ... there was NO other car within proximity ... Yup, things were waiting to go wrong...

Sarmad and Lala, aren't (or weren't) real stunt drivers, and didn't want to cause a stir by pulling on the handbrake half way ... so instead, they just made the steering wheel go left to right in a zig zag movement, causing the car to ... er, zigzag as well ... that was the STUNT OF THE MONTH ... and that's what both the drivers couldn't get enough of ...

Sarmad's car was ahead of us, and suddenly, what happened amazed us.

His car first went left, then right, completed a 180 and halfway went up to the sidewalk ... yup, two tires on the sidewalk.

"What The ****?!?!!?" - Me.
"DAMN!!!" - Arsalan.
" (laughing out real loud) DAMN ! !" - Fahad.

Now, Fahad, an Amateur driver, didn't remember he also had to keep his eyes on where HIS car was going ... Sarmad crashed into the sidewalk to the left, but there was this sidewalk to the right too ... which OUR CAR COLLIDED WITH and crossed...

In front of me, the car felt like a rollercoaster ride, and I was going to puke ... some part flew out from under the front bumper, and we let out... hmmm, shouts of amazement (we don't scream, we're guys)

One of the front tires burst (the right one, if you really wanna know) and the car came to a halt a few meters away from the sidewalk. Or actually, Lala, who was too scared to think, and curious too, decided to not continue and go home (which was just a block away) but stopped the car and got out.

We all started looking around here and there as to what could've happened ... all shocked, and amazed. We saw the tire, and as soon as lightning, before anyone could start thinking, Arsalan And Fahad started changing the tire while I got all hyper and started jumping around going "AAARGH, We're MESSED UP NOW!!! Why Culdnt You Go SLOW FAHHAD?!?!?" To which Lala just replied, with a "Sorry maaaan, I messed up !! Lets just get the hell outta here"

I took a short breath and stood still for a second.

The nuts and bolts on the tires were steaming hot, but Lala And Cheeni didn't care. They took out them nuts, (the tire nuts) and started changing the tire, as their hands starting changing color (from plain white/yellow to red, blue and black)

I went back to the road where Sarmad's car crashed, and they were no where in sight. WTF? I thought ... They don't know we've crashed!!

I took out my cell phone and explained to Sarmad what happened, and he said "I'm-a-comin"

Meanwhile, a crowd (actually just 2 people) had gathered around the car in this while. One being a crappy @$$ Saudi guy who wanted shiet and thought we had stolen the car.

"You guys stole that car, didnt you? And you were drifting weren't you?"

He took out his cell and dialled 999 (traffic police) but didn't press that green button with the telefone on it ... instead just kept his thumb on it.

"Go ahead. You think we stole this car?? Here..." Arsalan took out his cell phone "I'll even dial the traffic police for you ... go ahead and call them"

He put his hand down and started observing the scene before continuing...

"Where's that other green car?? They friend of yours right?? The car that did a 180 here ... do you know them ??"

"Car?? What Car?? Hell no ... our tire just burst and we were going at 120 ... therefore the crash ... we didn't want to do, what just happened, this is an accident!! And we don't know any green car .." Arsalan sounded really convincing, until I realized what just happened. ..

I had just called Sarmad to the place, and "That Green Car" was going to arrive any minute now ...

no sooner had this thought come to my mind, Sarmad arrived... in that GREEN CAR ...

"THATS THE CAR!! THAT CAR ... Who Are They?!?!"

We didn't bother explaining ...

Sarmad parked a few inches away from us and got out with Ibrahim. Ibrahim being a Lebanese guy, understanding Arabic real well, started to explain, or actually lie, to the Saudi guy.

But before he started, he consulted Sarmad... "What should I say to him man??"

"Tell him, that the steering got locked, and .. and .." - Sarmad.

Before Sarmad could continue, Ibrahim did ... and he started talking to the Saudi guy himself...

"You see, I hired this guy here (pointing to Sarmad) from Sri Lanka, and he really doesn't know how to drive... he's new, and well, he couldn't control the car, and the result is in front of you ... but we just came back to see what happened to these guys ... What happened anyway??" Ibrahim said...

I decided to go check on Lala. He had managed to get the new tire to attach to the car (with only 2 nuts. ONLY 2 NUTS!!!) and quickly got in the drivers seat.

"WTF?!? What do you think you're doing?!?!?" - Me.
"QUICK!! Get In The CAR!!" - Lala.

I looked over at Arsalan, Asim, Ibrahim, and those guys... what the hell is Lala thinking?!?!?

"GET IN THE DAMN CAR!!!" - Lala.

I had the door open, that's why Lala wanted me to get in ... or else he would even have left me there ...

I got in the car, and before I could even shut the door, the Corolla started moving. All kinds of strange noises coming from everywhere...

What happened next was, that Lala got us safe back to his house, where Arsalan and all the guys later came safely. Don't really know how they convinced the Saudi guy, but they did manage something ... the rest of the day was all fun ... Lala went up to his house to clean up, and me and one other guy (Usman .. we call him Butt Saab) went up saying that the Police had arrived looking for him ... that was a hell lotta fun ...

we all later gathered at Sarmad's for this Videogame tournament ... boy, was that an AWESOME day ...

How does this story end? Well, Fahad got a big fat bill ready for his Dad, ready when he came back from Pakistan... and His Dad even had something ready for him ... And the rest of the guys? Well, we got a really fine adventure to tell everyone about... and a day we will never forget about ...

----The End----

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VIDEOS

Some of the most famous Videos:
Click the name of video to view the video. All videos are in 3gp format, click performer's name to read biography.
(you may need any meadia player which supports 3gp, such as QuickTime)

 

Thanks for visiting TheHyperFive
--Danish989 "DanTe" & Crew

PICTURES

Few Memorable Snaps:
People...I know you like our stuff here but kindly not to save these pictures with you. Because 99.9% of world is evil right now, & while you're in the majority of evil, it will obviously effect your brain, and then you'll do evil. You can't stop it, its natural. So you don't have to save our pics!!

The Hyper Five

One of the most memorable snaps

 

Our Class (mummys & daddys)

 

Old days full of food - Class bunks

 

When danish used to be the navigator (look what pilot is holding anyways)

 

Live Conference held in class about how to conquer world - Dr.Dante

 

Just reality... (the inner x-rayed view)

 


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